Love Triangle: Me, Eric and Corby

Eric is currently under coma after he drown in the iced Milo. It happened weeks back. I think its the lungs with the problem. Lambat effect. While waiting for the doctor to diagnose Eric, I met this wonderful, good looking Corby. I think I've fallen in love with him.

Dear Corby,
Once Eric wake up in 2 days, I will break up with him to be with you. But, please give me about 3 weeks to sort out the relationship; the gifts, the emotion, the photos of us together - all those cheezy things before i can go steady with you. I'll be cruel to Eric if i just dump him like that.

I dont give a damn when they told me you're unfriendly and likes to play 'hard to get'. I like that about you. Just making me wanting you more...

Oh, Corby... please wait for me. Imma gonna getcha and Imma gonna getcha good...

My Darling, Corby G3653w